The worst book in the world

Microwave for One by Sonia Allison

It used to be that I got home from work and the only thing I’d want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel of my grandfather’s shotgun. Then I discovered Sonia Allison’s Chicken Tetrazzini, and now there are two things.

Freaky Friday: Morphians

www.andrewcollins.com/page/articles/index.htm

www.cryptozoology.com/

Artists' impression

Regional news story of the decade

Jay Goes Nuts Over Boob Job

Jay and his boob job

"OMG, I don't believe I actually have to breathe the same air as this loser."

tilehurst tottie, Tilehurst.

There's no such thing as a vodka Martini

How on earth did a flavourless, odourless, colourless spirit become a billion dollar business?

Partly because of this guy, and mostly because of this.

Make your own blackberry wine and whisky

The Guardian shows you how. Yes, really. If you have the time and inclination, why not?

Freaks and Geeks: Sam and Coach Fredrikson have 'the talk'

From the "gone too soon file" comes this gem from the late, great Freaks and Geeks. John Francis Daley, who played Sam, co-wrote Horrible Bosses. And this is what he looks like now:

Christ, I'm old.