Meet Xena's mum

The Damned: Eloise

An epic song requires epic sleeves.

Melon mousse

Weight Watcher's Recipe Cards From 1974

Falmouth International Sea Shanty Festival

Swear like a sailor by all means, but you watch that Falmouth of yours around your mother.

Xanadu

"Xanadu! Couldn't escape if I wanted to/Xanadu! Finally facing my Xanadu..."

Tom Waits early interview

Australia, where chat show hosts are not easy to faze.

Charlie Brownkowski

It began as a mistake.

The first time that Charles Branaski met Lucy Van Pelt, she was holding a football.  He didn’t care for the game, baseball was his thing.  Still, she held out that old football.

“Just kick the fucking thing,” she said. 

“Listen, babe.  You just hold that thing steady and I’ll kick the shit out of it.”

She threw her head back and laughed.  She laughed long and hard and propped up the football.  

Peanuts, by Charles Bukowski