The worst book in the world

Microwave for One by Sonia Allison

It used to be that I got home from work and the only thing I’d want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel of my grandfather’s shotgun. Then I discovered Sonia Allison’s Chicken Tetrazzini, and now there are two things.

Freaky Friday: Morphians

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Artists' impression

Regional news story of the decade

Jay Goes Nuts Over Boob Job

Jay and his boob job

"OMG, I don't believe I actually have to breathe the same air as this loser."

tilehurst tottie, Tilehurst.

There's no such thing as a vodka Martini

How on earth did a flavourless, odourless, colourless spirit become a billion dollar business?

Partly because of this guy, and mostly because of this.

Make your own blackberry wine and whisky

The Guardian shows you how. Yes, really. If you have the time and inclination, why not?

Freaks and Geeks: Sam and Coach Fredrikson have 'the talk'

From the "gone too soon file" comes this gem from the late, great Freaks and Geeks. John Francis Daley, who played Sam, co-wrote Horrible Bosses. And this is what he looks like now:

Christ, I'm old.

RIP The Producer from Hell

Woolly Valley's Deathwatch 2012 continues!

"The task set before the cinema today is one of contributing to people's development into true communists ... This historic task requires, above all, a revolutionary transformation of the practice of directing."

Kim Jong Il's On the Art of the Cinema (1973)

Kim Jong-Il - leader of the world's only hereditary Communist state, North Korea - has died. Sure, he was a dictator who ruthlessly suppressed his people, left millions to starve and lead his country into isolation from the rest of the world, but we here at Woolly Valley prefer to remember him as a fellow film fan. We remember him as a fellow film fan who had the guts to try and make a "socialist Godzilla" by kidnapping and imprisoning director Shin Sang-ok and forcing him to eat grass. We remember him as a man who dug on Elizabeth Taylor. We remember that he inspired the funniest bits of Team America, World Police.

And we remember him as one scary mother fucker.